Tweets

    btw-im-really-a-robot:

    acataleptic-apodyopsist:

    hopesbluelight:

    Oh…my…god

    omfg, I thought this was a cute comic about a charmander traveling around hanging out with other pokemon and then you did that

    UGLY, GROSS SOBBING

    (Source: mrdittomansir)


    ruinedchildhood:

    WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

    (Source: lildrpepper)

    literallygoth:

    this man ran a country for 8 fucking years

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)


    linear-relationships:

    Hannibal fandom, I made this for you.


    (Source: meanthugging)

    pagingpage:

    legains:

    If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

    I was not prepared for this question

    amithereal:

    grimbark-entity:

    horatioandalice:

    birdsbirds:

    deviantbirds:

    What is going on here??

    birds
    birds is what is going on

    WIGGLY OWLS

    [OWL INTENSIFIES]

    WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)


    sherlockedwithloki:

    mischiefmanagedin221b:

    please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

    no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

    (Source: buzzfeed)

    soulsofsanfrancisco:

    "You guys are a great looking couple! Very in sync."

    Her - “Thanks! We did it on purpose. We’re gonna go get some tandem bikes and ride around the park.”

    "That sounds fun. How long have you two been together?"

    Her - “About 7 months.”

    "Is there a story about how you got together?"

    Her - “Yeah, I’m just really aggressive. I saw him playing in a band I liked and I walked up to him and told him to play me a song.”

    "Is that right?"

    Him - “Pretty much. I played her a song…and one thing led to another.”

    (Source: chelseawoosh)